jax00

Anaheim Ducks

Born and raised in Anaheim, CA, jax00 is easily the best General Manager in the league. He was hired after he completely revamped the Las Vegas Wranglers franchise, making 1 consectutive playoff apperances in 9 years. He is also best known for single-handedly dismantling the British Army during the American Revolution, leading a squadron of only Black Asians (many with beards), where he defeated Col. Brendan Fraser's Mummy platoon at the Battle of Barclay.